MaggieFic Presents: Mag Libs!

Are you one of those people who wants to write fan fiction, but is just not creative enough to come up with a whole story? Your problem is solved! Just choose which story you want to write, fill in some blanks, and voila! Your story appears, courtesy of the MaggieFic Whiz-O-Matic FicBrain (patent pending.)
 
A Debt That Can Never Be Repaid (slash, any fandom)

The Mountie Always Gets His Man (Due South slash)

Coming Soon (if by "soon" you mean "when Eminem and Ru Paul dance the foxtrot at Pat Robertson's Presidential Inauguration")...

Who Needs Lube When You've Got the Force? (Star Wars slash)

Senses and Sensibilities (Sentinel slash)

Coochie-Coochie-Coo! (X-Files babyfic)